17This Blog Is Moving!
I’ve decided to join the 21st century and launch a real actual website, so check out ShallonOnline.com, your official home for all things me!
I’ll be posting exclusive video blogs, booze-fueled diary entries and pics from all the dorky chic things I do!
Downtown Grrrrls
Night out at Boudoir in LA starring me, Nikki, The Situation, Pauly D, Mark Salling from Glee and Nikki’s explosive rage after The Situation kick us off our table…
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR MTV SIBLINGS, THE SITUATION??! Unreal.
Ohhh SNAP! Nikki and I chat with Christian Siriano at the MTV Movie Awards red carpet! We felt very fancy and important.
That’s right Zac Efron. I’M COMING FOR YOU. (sorry in advance Vanessa Hudgens. your boy is toast)
MTV Movie Awards: “This is better than prom!” True, mostly because I’m not 18 yr old who’s never kissed anyone, with a spray of baby’s breath in my hair. Fail.
Rise & Fall
4:45 am. En route to the airport, heading to LA for the MTV Movie Awards. Not too awesome to be leaving the house when most people are still coming home from Tenjune. There’s nothing I hate more than sunrise. It creeps me the fck out.
Believe Me, I’m Trying.
You’re a giant loser and I’m going to crush you. One day you’ll thank me for putting you out of your misery. Or maybe you won’t, I really don’t fcking care.
Check out this rad deleted scene from last night’s episode of Downtown Girls where @nikkilaura and I discuss dudes who can’t make plans! #mtvdowntowngirls
Behold my interview with ABC News Now, starring me…and the ugly stick I seemed to have been beaten with. Sweet JESUS! How can I be so funny and sharp…and look like that? Terrifying.
