Rude Girl

Today in the car with my mom, I made the mistake of turning up Rihanna’s “Rude Boy” when it came on.

“Oh god Shallon, not this!” my mom cringed.

“What? I like it!”

“You like these lyrics? There so vulgar!” she said, but I’d never really bothered to listen to them. To illustrate her point, my mom oh-so-helpfully sang all of the lyrics aloud.

There are few things worse than having to hear your mom warble “Tonight ima give it to you harder, tonight ima turn your body out!”, real pervy-like.

At least she wasn’t wearing this: