Disturbia

One thing I love about coming home is reading the Irvine World News’s crime blotter. My pristine towns’ definition of criminal activity is adorable. Behold, the latest miscarriages of justice in the jewel of suburbia (which is Irvine’s official motto, I’m told). These are 100% real…

Sunday April 25—
Someone took $10 in change from an unlocked car, but left the iPod and CDs untouched.

Saturday April 24—
Someone stoke the victim’s wallet from the Yardhouse, and then used their credit card at Forever 21.

Friday April 23—A woman stole detergent and fabric softener from Albertson’s before fleeing in a Mercedes.

Thursday April 22—Police responded to a fight between cousins.      

 
I can’t even make this stuff up.